Bend Dutch

A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work

I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch

by TobiasBachelor August 19, 2012

Dutch Brownie

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

A dutch howdy

Woman wears dutch milkmaid hat and clogs, man wears cowboy hat and boots. In 69 position with dutch chocolate whiped over the genitals to lick it off untill a deepthroat cumshot.

Dont be rude, give that man a dutch howdy

by jklfyu789 May 11, 2022

Dutch Propeller

The act of a dutch rudder with 3 or more persons involved.

Man me and my friend started a dutch rudder, but then 3 more people came so it turned into a dutch propeller.

by The Iron Goblin March 8, 2011

Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.

Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer

by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011

Dutch Passport

When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.

friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.

by erniec March 17, 2011

dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010