Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.

The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.

by Blackbeard14 September 3, 2023

head delivery

Performing oral sex to the male organ, releasing the head of built up sperm.

Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!

by KittyTickler September 3, 2016

Brooklyn 99 ICONIC lines that sound 10X better based on delivery | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Brooklyn 99 ICONIC lines that sound 10X better based on delivery | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025