dying of boredom 

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

dying of boredom by meugler August 21, 2011

dyktmm 

Do you know The Muffin Man ?
(From movie Shrek)

dyktmm
2:The Muffin Man?
2:Yes, I know the Muffin Man .
2:W-Who lives on Drury lane?
1:Well , she’s married to The Muffin Man.
2:The Muffin Man?!
1:THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!
2:She’s married to Th muffin Man...

dyktmm by Lemitrex March 2, 2021

[Dying Moose] 

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

[Dying Moose] by DaMayn December 9, 2008

Dyactavc 

The abbreviation for “Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette” used by people in the Be More Chill fandom.

Amy: Jacob broke up with me! Am I really that bad?
Riley: Relax! Dyactavc!
Amy: Okay, thanks!

Dyactavc by ChloetheHPFan February 19, 2018

dywmtcoacwyuifaiya 

do you want me to come over and cuddle with you until I fall asleep in your arms

bf: bro my gf texted my 'dywmtcoacwyuifaiya' what the hell does it mean?!

bfs bro: 'do you want me to come over and cuddle with you until I fall asleep in your arms'

bf: bro that's pretty gay

dywmtcoacwyuifaiya by scribbles.lovess.foooood July 1, 2020

dywbmsb 

do you wanna be my sucker baby 😩

my mentally unstable duplicity readers know what i mean🍒

harry: dywbmsb
aven: yes

they then proceed to break the coffee table

dywbmsb by UnicornBitch21 March 20, 2021

dylan and caleb 

Dylan and Caleb - local suburban white boys who get into mischief

And cause mayhem, they usually get off with a warning or put on a watch list.

They may also have a friend named billy who puts M80's in people's mail boxes.

Sarah : mom , Dylan brought his weird friend caleb over and their making pipe bombs in the garage .

Mother : as long as they didnt bring their fat friend billy over , he threw a wild house party at our expense,
Dylan and Caleb I will deal with later.

dylan and caleb by Blu_leef November 6, 2022