Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Dee Dee from Dexter's labortory

Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark

Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice

DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)

by Banana April 16, 2005

frxnk/dexter

a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real

frxnk/dexter

by frxnk October 22, 2022

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

dexter

man that is the best at geometry dash and his dick is pretty big

did u see dexter today he showed me his geometry dash

by ruburmom December 4, 2021

Dexter

Dexters are one of the most best, adorable, and sweetest type of guys you can get. Dexters are also, a lot of the time, a huge nerd, but that's what makes him so adorable (even if he says he isn't). You will find yourself wanting to do everything for and with him. If you happen to get a Dexter to fall for you, you are a very lucky person. You will always feel welcomed by his presence. Also keep him close at all times because dexters are always getting into trouble somehow.

Dexter is the most precious boy I have ever met.

by Dexter sucks at Roblox November 22, 2023

Pulling A Dexter

Drawing or animating you or somebody else's characters in a sexual or derogatory way.

An old friend of mine just started pulling a dexter on my old characters! What the heck!?

by Red hat man June 10, 2025