Crystal.Cafe

Crystal.Cafe is a image-board site, distinctly made for females to feel safe in more of a feminine environment away from extremist males

“ i got ip banned from Crystal.Cafe for posting on /feels/ because i was larping as a femoid!!!!”

by ronpaul293710183747291 September 13, 2021

crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.

"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."

by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010

Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

crisalyn chandler

a cool person that's unique and great

My name is crisalyn chandler.

by meizcoolkat April 18, 2019

crystalizone

crystalizone is a kpop editor on tiktok. He/She could be the next thing! He/She has 1600+ followers and 63.4k+ likes on tiktok. He/She could be The next famous kpop editor. He edits random vids but mostly editing AleXa, IZ*ONE, BLACKSWAN, STRAY KIDS, KAI, BTS, BLACKPINK, TWICE, AESPA AND MANY MORE.

#fan1- Do you know this editor crystalizone?
#fan2- Yes. I had seen him/her once in my fyp.

by Joy lavern December 22, 2020

crystal chicken

The best band name for Lego rock band.

Boy: who is the best band on lego rock band
Boy 2: crystal chicken of course

by Idk some chicken guy July 4, 2021