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Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.
There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.
by The Jacketman June 11, 2006
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Crysis

A very promising first-person shooter that is slated for a September 2007 release. Being built from the ground up by developers Crytek, the makers behind Far Cry. Sporting ultra realistic graphics and optimization for DirectX 10. This game looks like it will be game of the year already by the trailers and screenshots. It looks like it's Deus Ex meets Far Cry meets Half-Life.

Some info on Crysis:

-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.

-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.

-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.

-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.

-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.

-The first real time Predator like gameplay.

-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.

-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.

-Many multiplayer modes.

-And much more.

There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.

Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
by Aldwardo January 17, 2007
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Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.
dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.
by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011
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crystal palace fan

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.
by mohair March 13, 2008
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Crystal Queen

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.
by E. Haller March 2, 2004
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Crystalann

Crystalann is a girl that speaks her mind the kind of girl you will never forget she is fun and loving when you get to know her she has beautiful long black sometimes brown hair and the most exquisite brown eyes that are oh so beautiful she is the kind of person you wanna marry and have kids with one of the best kisser ever best sex you've ever had she will accept you for who you are and make you feel wanted until you say something rude or piss her off then you will have hell to pay
Friend: Why are you so happy

Guy: I married Crystalann
by Chancegahabe November 11, 2013
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Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."
by saneremu October 30, 2008
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