butt curtain

when someone ties a sweatshirt around their waist to cover their butt.

When Alyssa and I go walking, she always wears a butt curtain.

by lauryn June 5, 2005

dirty shower curtain

A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.

I bet those homeless people do the dirty shower curtain

by Ballislyfe May 2, 2015

curtains

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!

i spread the curtains on that ho!

by booferama November 8, 2006

Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.

Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

curtain skirt

When a girls skirt is really short and you can see her vagina or "curtains."

Hey, check her out, she's wearing a curtain skirt!

by JackGeorge March 5, 2008

TP Curtain

A long strip of toilet paper covering the opening between stall wall and bathroom top to bottom so that anyone walking by cannot peak in.

John installed a TP curtain so he could read the newspaper in the bathroom stall.

by 6fa6e8dd24a387 May 28, 2008

Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)

bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains

by akmeid April 10, 2010