The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

by slopass December 13, 2004

20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.

bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler

by anon.338 August 14, 2011

Sean Connery

Possibly the sexiest man over the age of 55.

Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.

by fly 6966 January 20, 2006

cooler

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.

I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!

by ROI Guy February 27, 2007

coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

by Jerktart May 25, 2012

Conner

An amazing boyfriend who will do anything for you, even if you're in a long distance relationship and are currently 7 1/2 hours away. He makes you feel wanted, makes you smile, and makes you feel like a princess. He tells you that he loves you every day, and with each passing day, you know that his love for you is only getting stronger. He is every girl's Prince Charming.

That girl is so lucky to be with Conner.

by kbellxo February 23, 2011

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008