Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014

cockshopper

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

by sgt horse August 13, 2006

Cocks n' Balls

For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.

That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.

by Franky Gustavson December 18, 2007

Cockskunk

if a dude sleeps with a girl and doesn't shower, gets up the next morning and can still smell her on his member... she made his dick stink... thus a "cockskunk"

"Dude, I swear I could still smell that cockskunk this morning when I took a piss...."

"Dude she cockskunked me!!"

by Turbostevey November 10, 2009

cockshy

Literally, someone who is scared of the cock.

"don't bother trying to get her to come home with you, she's cockshy"

by Billy Bhuna October 6, 2005

cocksheath

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.

Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.

by will buck September 16, 2003

bag of cocks

Comparing someone you know to a large moist bag of severed penises

Man you are a giant bag of cocks!

by Steven Albritton May 17, 2006