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Chontina

Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
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sugar coating the snake

When a woman or man hides their true identity and makes themselves look sweet to lure in prey. A disguise that hides their snake like soul that has viperous natures but they need to look sweet to get close to someone to take advantage of them.
A woman who is a PHD student who wants a baby and then lures in a nice man to have sex with her. After she is impregnated, she then disposes of him and takes him to court for the money. The man is left wondering what the heck happened while she is taking him to the cleaners. But when she needs something she lures him back in with sweetness then bits into his jugular when he is at his weakest.

From real life:
she's changed a lot in the last month. Seems sweet again
but perhaps it is just sugar coating the snake
by ayrobotech October 24, 2011
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Continunin

A task that is designed to keep you busy, but is in no way related to ones job description.
There is nothing to do at work today. I wonder what Continunins my supervisor is going to come up with.
by T.G. aka Tater January 16, 2009
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continental divide

Andrew was being such a shit at the party! I told him if he didn't shutup I was going to kick him right in the continental divide!
by AMONLG_oh8 December 21, 2008
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Continuity Nazi

Someone who is obsessed with the continuity of a particular universe such as Star Trek or Star Wars.
That continuity nazi kept going on and on about how the events of Star Trek Generations don't line up with the TNG episode Relics.
by WolfGeneral March 17, 2017
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continent

no i will not use continent in a sentence.
by justbelieveit August 16, 2021
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speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace
Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!
by Thunnus January 9, 2010
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