Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

emotional constipation

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.

Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.

by MathPlus May 26, 2021