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conneaut

small town in the very tip of northeast ohio. the school administration at CHS reaches near retardation as they make up rules about anything to suck the fun out of students lives. more than half the population will grow up and continue living in conneaut on welfare while voting down the school levies so they will have to pay for taxes that dont concern them because they are poor lazy cunts who cheated life by having 50 kids so they can live off food stamps and not work a day in their life while the very few hard working citizens that reside here in this shit town will work 6 days a week to barely make it paycheck to paycheck. in conneaut everyone knows lazlow, the crazy guy who rides his bicycle everywhere and is harassed by nearly every teenager in town once they get their license.
by peter garza February 9, 2009
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Westside Connection

Composed of Ice Cube, WC,and Mack 10. Straight of the streets of South Los Angeles. Some of the realest Muthaphukka's who ever set foot on this earth.
Do not mess with westside connection, unless you want to get your punk ass slayed!
by matthew gaston February 26, 2004
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Connellsville

A small redneck town in the Southwest of Pennsylvania. The influence is a combination: 10% Pittsburgh, 90% West Virginia. The city is dominated by the Steelers, Pizza Parlors, Funeral Homes, and Churches.
Yins wanna gah dahn an fish in dat crick in Connellsville?
by tcmjunkie87 February 5, 2009
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connedcept

A connedcept is a concept that a person is conned into having.

When a person is given incorrect and/or partial information with the express intent of leading them to form a certain conclusion, that person comes up with a connedcept.
Joe: I heard that our new president is less racist and violent than our last one.

Jack: Yeah, and I noticed that he's dark skinned, and of foreign heritage and questionable religious affiliation...

Joe: I read that he wants to try to have peace talks with Iran and that the Islamic nation is glad he got elected. That guy must be a terrorist! I'd bet he's gonna sell out our country and make us all slaves!

Mark: You guys must have learned that connedcept by watching Fox News!
by dnalabkram March 5, 2009
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out of context joke

A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.

Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.

There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.
Examples for out of context jokes:

"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"

or

"Why didn't you do your homework?"

"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "
by huwerlyare September 25, 2013
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Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.
5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.
by Faatemalea November 9, 2010
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conne

French slang.can be used as an insult but also just in normal talk but only for females.
Insult:Bitch
normal talk:idiot

Masculin is con
not offensive:je suis conne!! - Im so stupid!
elles sont vraiment des connes- they really are dim/bitches
by lucky05 January 25, 2005
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