Compacted

When receiving anal sex your faeces gets compacted.

I took it up the Khyber last night and man I’m compacted.

by Great Chicken July 3, 2008

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018

Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

Committea

Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.

Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.

by Politihate September 29, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018