Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

Cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.

by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014

cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

cockwad

a person who can't drive.

You fucking cockwad! use your blinker!

by ChiquitaBanana1 June 26, 2009

Cockapoo

Noun.

Substitute for anal. Cock in the poo: cockapoo (also known as Cockastink: Cock in the stink)

* Also unfortunately a dog breed.

"hey baby lets cockapoo"
"uhg I had the best cockapoo last night"
"For real guys, porn Hub has the best cockapoo category"

by Squishy4444 September 6, 2017

cockwafina

cockwafina is cum. get it...auquafina is water(liquid)...

soy and furby were together last night, and they both swallowed each other's cockwafina!

by TRAmbrose December 1, 2004