Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.

"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"

by Kwill43 March 14, 2008

chopperdontmiss

chopperdontmiss Never miss he is also really cute

chopperdontmiss Is cute

by chopperdontmiss February 16, 2021

that's chappers

1. the quality of being positive in anyway butnever used in exclamation.
2. used in a sarcastic manner.

1. Guy 1: "dude i just got 1000 dollars!!!"

Guy 2: " That's Chappers."

2.Guy 1. : "hey i just had sexual relations with your mom!"

Guy 2. : "that's chappers dude."

by Skai76 August 23, 2011

Ace in the chopper

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

Truck stop chopper

When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.

Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!

by Granny dangler April 2, 2019

tony.tony.chopperz

She is the sweetest TikToker there is and always makes people smile. Literally the kindest and nicest mutual i have! 💓💓<333333333

"There really isn't anyone in this world who is sweeter than tony.tony.chopperz!"

by sanjimylove June 12, 2021