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hot cheesecake

A Hot Cheesecake is a stank ass hot ass vagina . Most commonly referred to a girl with an STD or STI.
-Aye bro you ever talked to lele , she bad af.
- she bad , but she got some hot cheesecake bro 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Honey.21 June 15, 2017
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Apple Cheesecake

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection while she is on her period.
Dude, I heard John Got an apple cheesecake from Isabella!
by muddxe April 21, 2022
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cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.
Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.
by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007
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cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.
...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d
by joesgarbage January 5, 2004
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cheesebatross

An albatross who has evolved around dairy farms and cheese factories.

It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.

Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.

They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.

They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
Rawk ! Rawk!

Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?

Gill: I think its an Albatross.

Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!

Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo

Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!

Gill: What!?

Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)

Gill: NO!!!!

Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!

2.

Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!

Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.

Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
by nicky3eyes November 14, 2011
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Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.
After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.
by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010
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fucking a cheesecake

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake
by Pokermanz6 December 22, 2018
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