Oh no that Cesar ate all the food, also he attempt to jump caused a tsunami causing Australia to sink into the ocean
by UniformedGentleman4226 May 07, 2024
The type of guy to say “Looks like we’re getting cut.” On a Sunday morning. He is basically a basic bitch in a man’s body. Cesar is the guy who tells story about sucking dick while drinking bottomless mimosas.
by BamBambaklava November 23, 2021
Cesar is a name given to males who smell like horse shit, they are fucking ugly disgusting holy shit, fugly. Whenever someone sees a Cesar they get scared of what type of ugly beast they encountered with. Fuck Cesars
Person 1: Hey last weekend i was at the mall and i saw a Cesar, I immediately ran and called emergency services.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
by HeyHey2343 November 17, 2022
by Jeuzuz November 23, 2021
an ignorant slut who lies about everything. He is selfish and thinks he is the shit when in reality he ain't shit. He thinks very highly of himself yet is very slow and dumb.
he's a good friend though.
he's a good friend though.
by abadmofo April 05, 2020
Cesar is a top dawg. He is bold af yet if you really get to know him, like REALLY well, he is the most amazing person in this world. He has dark brown hair that could be mistaken for black and beautiful brown eyes that shine even in the dark. There are about 5 other people named Cesar in his family. He likes the color purple yet he only wears black.
If you mess with a Cesar he will willingly knock you out or simply ignore and forget about you for the rest of his life.
He might sound tough, look fit, and SUPER hot but he's a really loving guy and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
If you mess with a Cesar he will willingly knock you out or simply ignore and forget about you for the rest of his life.
He might sound tough, look fit, and SUPER hot but he's a really loving guy and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
"yo is Cesar really your boyfriend? that's crazy man i didn't know he was like that"
"Fr tho, i didn't think so either but turns out hes far more than just a top g"
"Fr tho, i didn't think so either but turns out hes far more than just a top g"
by Nadi <3 September 19, 2022