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Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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pull a castro

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
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Dylan castro

Dylan castro is a former YouTube star born in November 4 2008 in Florida. He was best known for his stunts and crazy Saxaphone skills. In December of 2020 his account was deleted and can no longer accesse into YouTube.
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
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Angelina Pavon Castro

Angelina is a girl I want to stay with forever and marry because she’s really one of a kind and she’s really sweet to me and I love her so much and it hurts to think of her leaving because I did something bad or anything like that and I hope she doesn’t because she’s the only girl I truly love and she makes me so happy I wish I could be with her all the time
Guy: bro Angelina pavon castro has the fattest ass

Guy 2: nah bro she’s flat
Guy: fuck you guy 2
by Daddy_Thrax August 25, 2023
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Castro

A guy that woodley met in bootcamp and ever since they bin good niggA. One break hearts and the other can’t keep a girl more than a week . The dynamic duo who bags grandmas and milfS stay out the way
They don’t do 3sums but they do get down . He has the pass NFL .castro
by My best bud July 14, 2023
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