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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》maría《¤》castro《¤》María《¤》Castro《¤》mug. A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...mug. 
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>mug. A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
Get the Noah Castromug. Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
Get the Aysia Castromug.