Caked

To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.

Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.

by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004

Caked

Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?

Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.

by SLbaseball February 10, 2015

cake

in modern slang, a synonym for money

"It ain't my birthday, but I got my name on the cake" or "I'm tryna get that cake"

by just plain jay June 20, 2007

to cake

to buy someone anything they want

she's such a golddigger. she only dates him because hes caking her.

by Jasmine K. July 04, 2005

Cake

A romantic involvement. It may or may not be an official significant other, but perhaps just someone you were "talking to", fucking, etc, etc, etc.

I was cakin on this chick last night.
I killed cake yesterday, he didn't take it very well.

by CAEKKKKKK June 18, 2009

cake

a term directed at a women with a large ass

Damn, shorty you got a cake!

by da666shedevil April 10, 2011

Caked

meaning done, mostly used when all the weed's burnt out in the bowl and there nothing left.

Originated on Long Island. A.S.K.

"thats caked yo"
"dude your caked"
"i would like my steak well caked please"
"alright this convo is caked!"

by yobaba October 01, 2009