grass ceiling

The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.

because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager

by the fazzinator January 10, 2007

stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

ceiling moment

A certain time when one lays in bed and stare at the ceiling while thinking about whether he exists or not and about the world and existence in general.

Those moments are highly complex and usually scare the one who's having them.

john: dude where have you been last night?
Eddy: ohman, I had a ceiling moment, it was a big one
john: didn't get much sleep huh?
Eddy: nope, I just thought for hours

by booboogaga October 31, 2009

Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.

Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert

by Bobass April 27, 2007

Walking on the ceiling

Something that is only achievable if your legs are in the air. To have sex.

Ex1
Man 1: So how'd it go with Jen last night?
Man 2: Man, I had her legs were so elevated she was walking on the ceiling.

Ex2
Man: Hey babe. Wanna walk on the ceiling.

by 1800BackOnTop April 10, 2016

ceiling cat

Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.

A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.
www.ceilingcat.com

by Timmah H. June 11, 2006

calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.

John Oliver: "The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!... I am calling dingo!"

by 24angryMexicansInaWallmart August 11, 2014