Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.
If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.
Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
Ceilingcat is also seen as a god, cause he is always above you, the opposite is Basementcat, who is always below you, Basementcat is seen as Satan and he eats your souls
If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.
Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
Ceilingcat is also seen as a god, cause he is always above you, the opposite is Basementcat, who is always below you, Basementcat is seen as Satan and he eats your souls
by Raizio March 7, 2009
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Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.
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The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.
Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.
Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.
Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.
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"OMCCWTFBBQ! A Capshun!" said the lol cat on icanhascheezburger.com
"OMCC (Oh My Ceiling Cat) thats one funny lol cat"
"OMCC (Oh My Ceiling Cat) thats one funny lol cat"
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