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Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
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Cris

Where’s the “H”?
My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*
by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021
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Cris

Hot as is good at all sports and joyful
Man cris your looking fire today
by Cris moetu November 22, 2021
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Cris

A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks
"Mate, that man's got a cris-he'a drooling"
by Crishater January 13, 2017
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Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.
There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.
by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023
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Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha
Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019
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cris

I always considered you a great person and that's what you are I suppose, but you promised me that you would never leave and you left in the most painful way of my life possible, it is so sad that I still think of you and you have completely forgotten me.
Did you see cris?
Yes, give off enthusiasm for loving someone
by ilywara January 4, 2022
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