Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
by PedoSnapz December 12, 2010
"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"
"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."
"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."
by TheNotBob November 14, 2009
by Joe Bongusiar October 07, 2010
by Kinkycutlhu669 July 13, 2018
The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace
by joecoolthefool October 10, 2015
When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021