Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 06, 2014

chode

When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

by AndrogenAngel June 28, 2011

Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 11, 2009

chode

a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick!

While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!

by BELLAHOE May 18, 2008

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 March 25, 2011

chode

penis has more width then length

Yianni is a chode who has a crush on Tyler!

by 8d88 April 16, 2008

chode

A penis that has unique physical shape. The penis it self has wider than it's length. 8>

'im gonna shove my chode up your ass and open it up like a packet of chips'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004