Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
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Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.
I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.
by extramsg November 07, 2020
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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chipotle

Used as a heads up to your friends when a hot guy is spotted. Usually an exclaimation for girls between the ages of 14-18.
MEGAN! CHIPOTLE AT YOUR 3 0'CLOCK!
by coxshorthbic August 03, 2010
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Chipotle

the spiritual haven that you reach when you become one with the burrito and have finally reached a point in your life when you feel complete. When you take a bite of that burrito and finally you have reached nirvana
I finally reached Chipotle
by soyuz October 12, 2018
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Chipotle

A swear word usually used by Latvian people.
"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"
by Zandartavardukrajums August 06, 2018
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