Bladder Trap

When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.

'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'

by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022

Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.

"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."

by joulukuusi December 22, 2021

Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.

Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.

by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021

Social bladder

The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.

Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”

Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”

Man A: “I guess that explains it…”

by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026

passionate bladder

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.

“You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”

by A3siam February 7, 2023

bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad

lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!

by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024