make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.

"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."

by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011

Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.

"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."

by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015

bladder factory

a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.

super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”

by BladderFactoryOfficial April 17, 2023

Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023