bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

Batwing

when you stretch out your ballsack like paper, then get another man to inadvertently look at it. This is followed by the ballsack exposer calling the looker gay and kicking him in the ass twice.

Guy1: Dammit! my ass hurts like shit now!

Guy2: Well then you shouldn't have look at my batwing, Fag!

by george133 August 1, 2010

bajingo

slang for vagina

by Shannon July 10, 2003

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011