Batista

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

by bastion booger August 25, 2005

Baptism

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

by phrobowroe March 16, 2009

buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.

After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.

by justadam January 2, 2018

Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

Lesbian Baptism

A sexual act involving two girls and one guy. The two girls' mouths are filled with water as each one sucks on one of the guy's individual testicles. They should preferably be blondes.

Guy #1: Duuuudeeee remember those two hot chicks at the party last night? I got a Lesbian Baptism from them.
Guy #2: Score!

by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Bawtism

An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many other words like bawmaw, bawpaw, bawjaws, or bawgrab. The cause of this disease is surely bawbaggery.

PAM: You're a bawbag.
RACHEL: Cheers.
PAM: Wheesht bawjaws!
RACHEL: Wait, do you have bawtism?

by norby5006 March 7, 2007