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basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.
Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.
by tom December 23, 2008
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Basketball

Like George Carlin said: "One of the 3 real sports."

Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.
Tim: Hey Tom, Do you wanna play basketball?

Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!

Tim: Alright, Let's Play!
by Sport_Jock209 August 17, 2011
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Is a basketball slang " nickname " for the 5 winningest college basketball programs in the history of college Division 1 basketball. Kentucky, N. Carolina, UCLA, Kansas, and Duke make up the Phat 5. The Phat 5 are in the Dunkadelic terminology full word or abbreviation. D U N K A D E L I C , Kentucky ( UK ). N. Carolina ( UNC ). U. California Los Angeles ( UCLA ). Kansas ( KU ). Duke ( DUKE ).
N. Carolina added to the Phat 5 winning tradition by beating Illinois to win it's 4 National title. UCLA has more National Championships ( 11 ) than any other Phat 5 program, Kentucky is second with ( 7 ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 5, 2005
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basketball

A really competitive sport that might get out of hand sometimes.
by savagekid12 December 15, 2017
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basketball who

Like "kobe!" but better
This popular phrase is typically associated with something totally awesome that just occurred.
*throws trash in bin from across the room*
"Basketball who?!"
or
*throws food in air and catches it in mouth*
(food in mouth) "Bsktbll hooo?!"
by lilpoppybread March 6, 2018
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Basketball Stars

Bro let's play the best flash game ever, Basketball Stars
by lol gang gang January 27, 2020
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