blago

adj. crazy or insane

adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense

I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.

by DemCub January 26, 2009

blago

To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.

Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.

by PMike February 4, 2009

mariana bafago

mariana is such a slut and reminds me of that fat hoe chanelle. they eat each others ass out all night and are the two biggest hoes ever. no one likes those low life fags.

“mariana texted me yesterday asking me to eat her shit”
“yesterday she wanted to bite my penis off and flatten it and put it in a frame”
“mariana bafago is so gay”

by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018

Balagi

Foreign (usually indian) students that never fit in but keep on trying no matter how much they get paid out. They are known for saying dumb shit and for being virgins.

We got a balagi that just wont fuck off even though Greg pays the shit out of him constantly.

by thickdickgaston November 14, 2006

Blago

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.

"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"

by metanoia2k December 30, 2008

Blagojeviched

When you are accused of something that you've done wrong and want to deny the accusation that is obviously true. Like when Senator Rod Blagojevich was accused of attempting to sell the Senate seat after Barack Obama became president. If you were framed for something that you obviously did.

Man, in that last meeting, I was totally blagojeviched by Jim. I don't know why he was blaming me for the lose of inventory.

by JarredD January 30, 2009

Blago

(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.

Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.

The club is full of “blago” girls.

by unk suspect February 21, 2009