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backyard racist

A racist in your neigboorhood
Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood
by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024
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backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.
Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"
by Terdz October 6, 2020
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North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 8, 2023
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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
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Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017
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profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.
Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.
by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017
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Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.
I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.
by deeves3 July 27, 2011
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