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Bellend

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That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
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Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
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search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked
by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019
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Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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