incestuous bastard

The result of incest.

Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.

by bummed out October 29, 2009

Bastige

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

by DuT July 31, 2004

bastardized bottomburp

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.

bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.

by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

rich bastard

Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.

Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."

by Jay007 March 25, 2008

Bastard

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

by Truthtellerunc April 18, 2010

bastert

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

by 1234chris January 10, 2008