awkbomb

a situation in which someone feels incredibly uncomfortable due to awkwardness he or she is witnessing, also, the simple gesture of launching an imaginary bomb in the case of sufficiently awkward situations among people

Amanda: Woah, look how awkward they are being!
Leah: Awkbomb 2k11 baby...

Leah: Well, that was awkward.
Amanda: (simply gesturing the throwing of the bomb, as if it were a ball to the other person, while accounting for the wind) I'm launching the awkbomb!

by im awkward February 25, 2011

Awkasaurus

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"

1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"

by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

awkward warm

when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2

ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.

by snellboy August 8, 2012

Awkward Avocado

An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.

Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).

Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.

Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."

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by beebolt March 18, 2015

Awkward Hole

An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.

Rob: So I just finished cleaning the Pit

CJ: I cleaned your mom's pit.

Rob: Oh Dear (Looks at CJ and then Awkward Hole Gesture)

by Robert Chase, Andrew Brock, Sarah Bosanac, Cara Mathison, Emily Harper, CJ June 16, 2008

awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012

Awknado

An awknado is the most awkward of all situations. Used in situations so uncomfortable a tornado of awkwardness suddenly appears.

I saw Doug the other day and went in for a hug but all he wanted was a handshake. Awknado.

by Layles89 September 15, 2015