The Augusta

When your girl is giving you a blowjob while you watch The Masters and just before you finish in her mouth you pull out and yell " Fore" and cumin her hair.

Masters Sunday is a great day to enjoy The Augusta!

by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

August 8

The best day to be born 💕. #Leo

“August 8, isn’t that the birthday of Shawn Mendes ? “
“ Yes “

by L3o💕 October 17, 2019

August 30

The day we’re the most amazing person you’ll meet is born. Keep your friends if they have this birthday because they’ll keep you

Friend: they are so nice. When is their birthday

Other friend: August 30. You should be friends with them. They are really nice

by I’m bout to kick her @$$ December 2, 2019

August 10th

!!GET YOURSELF A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND WITH THE BIRTHDAY AUGUST 10TH!! This is the best birthday for a guy or girl to be born on. These people are cute caring and funny. There perfect! They will never hurt you or judge you in any way and if they do they don't mean it. You should definitely get into a relationship with a person that is born on august 10th. You won't regret it :)

•hey
•oh hey
• so what's your birthday?
• august 10th

•omg!!

by Hey I know you February 25, 2021

9 August

National throw your sister from the balcony

Sister: what are you doing?
Brother: its 9 august. Its national throw your sister from the balcony.
Sister: Oh, ok then

by 9-year old August 8, 2021

August 2

The most awesome people get born in August 2

Him: “ wow look at her she is so hot and cool, she definitely was born in August 2”

by Bebebaloo October 15, 2019

August 11

If you where born on August 11th you are probably nice, kind, and shy but in a good way, and always put your friends and family first. Your probably in middle-high school and love to play sports like volleyball, basketball, track Ect..

Person 1-hey best friend I love your outfits it’s totally your style.

Person 2- thank you, hey best friend where you born on August 11th?( 8th month and 11th day of the year)

Person 1- yes Best friend it’s totally awesome.

by Bekah.-.A November 7, 2019