Alertified

Alertified - Verb

A higher level of notification

The team have been alertified of the situation

by Julesy O August 31, 2019

alery

Dumbest and funniest girl ever. She always make everyone pee their pants but she kinda nice. Also hot asf.

Omg, alery is so funny yesterday she didn’t even let me sleep because she was telling me the funniest jokes ever Hahahaha.

by shawty biscuits June 7, 2020

Alertive

A word Jerry says

You are alertive.

by JERRRRRRRRRRRRRY August 17, 2021

Aleron

A really caring and kind person who always looks out for everyone else !

That person is so caring and loving that they must be an Aleron

by Xnxx November 23, 2021

Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.

Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!

by Element238 April 22, 2010

Sarc alert

What follows is sarcasm. Useful when commenting on Facebook and in other social media.

(Sarc alert): "Well, if BUSINESS leaders and Wall Street CEOs say climate change and global warming are for real, then it MUST be true."

by da Chetster June 24, 2014

Eva Alert

The emergency communication issued by an employer and co-workers when an employee goes missing. This is related to a Sparky Alert which is for a missing contractor.

Has anyone seen Jim? He didn't show up for the meeting. And no one has seen him all day long. We should issue an Eva Alert!

by Now For Plan B July 21, 2016