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assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"
Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!
by half japanese girl December 4, 2010
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Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.
Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!
by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010
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assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade
His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge
by atia October 12, 2007
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Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.
Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!
by MagikarpTheMighty November 25, 2016
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assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.
Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.
by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017
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assinhimmer

To fist someone's anus to where they can't walk straight
You assinhimmered me to much
by Timbobblack July 19, 2020
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Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.
Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp
by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021
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