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hashtag word salad

When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.
"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"

If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.
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Potato Salad 

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad
Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

sloppy salad 

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.
I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.
sloppy salad by Krunk Palace April 19, 2008

bat salad 

The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"
Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.
bat salad by ARoark February 4, 2006

Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.
-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

tossed salad 

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.
While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.
tossed salad by scottyj May 30, 2003

Tossing The Salad

"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.
"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back