Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Senior Touch

Anything a senior joins in on, others will follow.

Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.

by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

cheese touch

Is a sexually transmitted disease.

“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD

by Diarrheasmoothie February 23, 2022

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025