theres a hog in my pants 

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

theres a hog in my pants by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

keep your pecker in your pants 

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.

Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

keep your pecker in your pants by shrao October 2, 2022

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

sponge bob square pants 

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork

sponge bob square pants by brit August 17, 2003

::drops pants:: 

To virtually drop trou and moon an unsuspecting internet user; this action is used universally on the IGN message boards, and was originated by TheSackofJohnMadden

Let me show you our version of ring toss.

::drops pants::

::drops pants:: by Lord Jared September 4, 2006

yellow pants 

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

yellow pants by JM May 13, 2005

browned pants 

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

browned pants by angustus March 17, 2008