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Absylution

Some guy who makes music or something
Hey! Have you heard Absylution’s new album Overlooked?

“No”

Oh, how ‘bout his new Single beast. ?

“No.”
by Krrel December 15, 2021
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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
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abselute

The word abselute, not to be mixed up with the word absolute, is a combination of the words absolute and elite, the usage of the word is mostly in sentences where the writer can't fit in both words.
You are an abselute G!, He is an abselute Goat!
by Snoopy the snoop boop doggy December 21, 2021
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absoskel69

Absoskel69 is a person on TikTok there name is Ellie and their Pronouns are she/they.Absoskel69 started their account in about early November
Omg Have You Followed absoskel69 on TikTok?!
by Absoskel69 December 23, 2021
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Absolutely Jacked

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
by Steenmachine December 24, 2021
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absenz

I have a absenz
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Absobooblyoobly

Hiking with your top off
Should we go hiking?

Absobooblyoobly!!!
by Frenchie418 January 3, 2022
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