2 definitions by EliTried
When a man and a woman collect two Carolina Reaper peppers, one of the Carolina Reapers is sliced open and rubbed on the man's penis. The couple then immediately have sex, and the first one to scream has to eat the remaining Carolina Reaper
The reason Tracy isn't at work today is because I slammed that bitch with a Carolina Deeper last night.
by EliTried February 15, 2021
An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021