ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

hello again my friends

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!

Hello again my friends, back again with another banger!

by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018

my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.

Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.

by ThosePhillyBros May 20, 2018

My-K’la

A beautiful smart young women.She can light up a room instantly.Everyone loves to be around her.Very bossy,Clever,pretty,And joyful

“Ouuu is that My-K’la she’s beautiful!”

by Sussy Thomas May 20, 2018

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018