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Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.
"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.
Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Syracuse Water Baby 

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.
Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

naughty water 

"Oh man, I took a huge dump of naughty water yesterday."

"That is.. extremely unhealthy. See a doctor."
naughty water by ppo_tatogod November 3, 2019

Molly Water 

Molly water is a bottled water with 1 molly pill or more dissolved into itt.
“I poured a molly in my water & i drink it up” ~ shoreline mafia

“Im boutta b rollin off this molly water g !”
Molly Water by Slang Defina! March 19, 2019

Boneless water 

Water without bones (water with no ice)
May I get some boneless water?

Do you drink boneless water?
Is that boneless water?

come hell or high water 

used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are.
"I'm going to have $200 saved by the end of this month come hell or high water!"