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tickle the steak

I got an internship at the local meat shop so I could learn to tickle the steak.
by Kahoot guy! April 24, 2024
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Tickle Job

When a girl tickles your cock

This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.

She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.

For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!

I bucked and writhed in agony.

"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"

She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."

"What, why?!"

She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.

"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
I thrust my hips upwards, desperately trying to rub my cock against something and reach orgasm, but it was no use.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"

"No!"

"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "

She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.

"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."

"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"

She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"

"Wait! Wait!" I cried out

"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"

She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys June 11, 2024
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thickenin' the sickenin'

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.
Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"
by von groovy September 22, 2024
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Ticklebang

When you tickle the inside of a vagina with your fingers.
Rick "You ever Ticklebang a girl?"
by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024
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Tickle-Stick

When you're hiking and find a cool stick so you make an groove at the end of the stick and put feather reeds in the groove. The stick will then be ready to tickle with the reeds.
"Hey Jacob, check out my cool Tickle-Stick I made!"
by whalefucker01 October 11, 2024
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Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel

Suppose you want to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. In that case, you must follow these instructions: If you ever find yourself in the universe of Dora the Explorer, if you have a nickel in your pocket, go to any person named Nikhil, and give them said nickel. When this is done, Nikhil will smile and give you a thumbs-up. This is the sign every Nikhil will provide you with, and it means that you can start tickling his pickle. You get 10 minutes, and when the 10 minutes is up, you can either give Nikhil another nickel for more time or leave. If you do choose to leave, remember to thank Nikhil. Manners are key!
"I had a nickel in my pocket, so i just HAD to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. Who would pass up such a great deal?!"-Swiper
by monkeyischonkey October 24, 2024
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tickle-troyitis

when you have a boyfriend named troy who you love to tickle!
oops sorry i have tickle-troyitis!
by f@vwhitegirl November 9, 2024
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