whalefucker01's definitions

Ticklebang

When you tickle the inside of a vagina with your fingers.

Rick "You ever Ticklebang a girl?"

by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024

Sarnt

A funny, informal, and lazy name to call your Sergeant, but still acceptable. Not to be confused with Sarge.

"Hey Sarnt, I'm gonna go to the head before PT"

by whalefucker01 March 31, 2025

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Tickle-Stick

When you're hiking and find a cool stick so you make an groove at the end of the stick and put feather reeds in the groove. The stick will then be ready to tickle with the reeds.

"Hey Jacob, check out my cool Tickle-Stick I made!"

by whalefucker01 October 11, 2024

Flesh

The best topic for a death metal song, which always comes out a masterpiece.

Flesh and the Power it holds by Death, and The Way of All Flesh by Gojira are great fucking songs.

by whalefucker01 November 6, 2024