Definitions by whalefucker01

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

Pizzle Yanker by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Sarnt 

A funny, informal, and lazy name to call your Sergeant, but still acceptable. Not to be confused with Sarge.

"Hey Sarnt, I'm gonna go to the head before PT"

Sarnt by whalefucker01 March 31, 2025

Flesh 

The best topic for a death metal song, which always comes out a masterpiece.

Flesh and the Power it holds by Death, and The Way of All Flesh by Gojira are great fucking songs.

Flesh by whalefucker01 November 6, 2024

Tickle-Stick 

When you're hiking and find a cool stick so you make an groove at the end of the stick and put feather reeds in the groove. The stick will then be ready to tickle with the reeds.

"Hey Jacob, check out my cool Tickle-Stick I made!"

Tickle-Stick by whalefucker01 October 11, 2024

Ticklebang 

When you tickle the inside of a vagina with your fingers.

Rick "You ever Ticklebang a girl?"

Ticklebang by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

Stinky Twizzler by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024