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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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textblock

To prevent a male friend or associate from having sex.
Adam was about to kiss Crystal, when a text from Fred on Crystal's cell phone ruined the situation. Fred totally textblocked Adam.
by MrBananaJoe November 30, 2011
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Text Swag

the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.
Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!
by dycejones December 15, 2011
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Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with
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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx
by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012
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textahol

What textaholics get drunk on. Textahol is what they are addicted to.
He had a fifth of textahol last night. 200 texts.
by Rickster999 March 9, 2012
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Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 5, 2012
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