Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Chase Steamer

The act of someone named Chase taking a large shit while cleansing their body in the shower. Can be done single, or with a partner.

I just took a Chase Steamer with my girlfriend, she kept complaining about the smell.

by Big Johnson-69 February 24, 2024

LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.

Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!

by lpsteamer March 12, 2024

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024

Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024

Keir Starmer

Wet-Wipe

Keir Starmer is a Wet Wipe

by Ghanghster May 9, 2024