Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

hit the panda

To go to Panda Express for some dank chicken egg rolls or beJing beef.

Hey bro you trying to hit the panda?

by Charlieguy January 4, 2017

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

But I still got paid anyway

The act of bragging about you gaining money or ad revenue from something planned but ceased to exist.

Man, I got fired before the paycheck,

but I still got paid anyway!

by wenisses February 17, 2018