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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
Fire Crotch by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020

Sparky crotch 

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.
My mom has a sparky crotch

Comp crotch 

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.
When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch
Comp crotch by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

Red Crotch Rum 

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.
During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

flaming crotch waffle 

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.
I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

Camp Crotch 

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
Camp Crotch by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020